Your First Tattoo: Just Do it!
Ahh the First Time...
Whether it’s good or bad, the first time you do anything is always a memorable experience, and getting your first tattoo is no different. As I’m a pretty inked up lady I feel qualified to offer some advice to all you newbies out there sitting on the fence about your first tattoo. Consider it a helpful nudge towards inky glory.
This really is the hardest part for most people, deciding on something to have permanently etched onto your skin is a daunting task. My advice, don’t waste time looking at tattoo books filled with flash you might see on hundreds of other people, you’re an original so think outside of the box. I have the best luck finding my tattoo designs at arts and craft stores. Anything from stamps to stain glass design books can be great spring boards for your tattoo masterpiece. I also love looking in vintage magazines for cool designs. Don’t be afraid to put the word out to friends and see what they can come up with for you. Offer a free beer or puppy to the winning design.
The Colour Question
A lot of tattoo collectors go all colour or stick with strictly black and grey. I say it depends on the piece. But know this, all tattoos fade and require upkeep, colour more so then black and grey. If you’re ready to rock the sunscreen and avoid the sun then feel free to turn yourself into a rainbow. But if you’re a sun worshiper and can barely remember to put on pants, let alone sunscreen, stick with black and grey.
Find an Artist
The best way to find a great artist is to walk up to someone with a fabulous tattoo and ask them where they got it done. Other important questions like price, shop details, do they do custom designs are all worth asking. I also like to find out how old the tattoo is that I’m looking at to see how the work holds up.
So much fun! So you’ve narrowed it down to a few artists and now you get to check out their shops. If you’re an ink nut like me this is heaven. People’s shops say so much about them. Obviously cleanliness and safety are paramount, but then hang out for a bit and check out the vibe of the place. Find out where you will be tattooed – is it a private doors closed affair or is it wide open? If the artist you are scoping out is cool with it, see if you can watch him/her work.
Lay Your Money Down
Once you’ve made a decision on the artist of your dreams lay your money down and make a date. Deposits vary depending on whether or not you want to have a custom drawing done or you have a set design in mind. Either way expect to put some coin down when you book.
Tattoo Support Team
Never get tattooed alone. You may need someone to drive you to the hospital if you have a bad reaction, hold your hair back if you blow chunks or talk you out of that sudden urge to get Foghorn Leghorn tattooed on your butt. And you so need photographic evidence of your epic bravery and awesomeness. So find one or two people that you love, or at least owe you a favour, and force them to come. If your artist isn’t cool with your bringing at least one person in with you for moral support then they aren’t the right artist for you.
Your Special Day
I know this sounds corny, but it is a special day so why not go all out? Go out for a nice meal with your tattoo support team and take some fun “before,” pics of your naked arm, back or leg or whatever part your getting inkified. Word to the wise, don’t have more then one glass of wine or a beer. You’ll bleed a lot more and a lot of places won’t tattoo you if they think you are even remotely impaired.
The moment of truth, hopefully you’ve shown up on time and are wearing clothes that let the artist easily access the area you’re getting tattooed. At this point it wouldn’t hurt to toss back a few ibuprofen to help with the pain and future swelling. Don’t get me wrong, this in no way gets rid of the pain of a tattoo, but it might help a bit. Also be sure to have a bottle of water with you to stay hydrated and fight nausea. Before the needle goes in be sure to confirm the design and price. If you’re having a word tattooed on you, for the love of Cheebus, have the spelling double and tripled checked. You don’t want to end up as one of those sad people you see photos of online sporting a misspelled tattoo.
Breath, and breath some more. Most people tend to hold their breath when they feel pain which is the worst thing you can possibly do. Just take slow deep breaths and relax or risk passing out like my 6’3 brother during his first tattoo. Don’t be afraid to ask for a break if you need it, but don’t avoid the needle for too long, it is way better to just power through.
You’re masterpiece is finished! You survived and now you are convinced that you’re a rock star for getting that ladybug the size of a dime on your shoulder…and maybe you are, so take care of it! Read the aftercare instructions the tattoo artist gives you and follow them to the letter. Don’t over cream and DO NOT PICK! In about a week your scabby, painful puffed up skin will transform into inky awesomeness and you will finally be a card caring member of the anti-social inked up misfit club. WELCOME!