Will You Regret That When You're Older? (and other stupid questions to ask a tattooed person)

I have written this for anyone who wants to know the answers to all the silly questions about tattoos that they have wanted to ask over the years.

Yes, they are silly questions. Or, rather, they are asked in a silly way. Most of these questions, when directed to someone with tattoos (particularly if you have none) can make you appear to be a condescending A... yeah I wont say it here...

I would like to say that I can stay as articulate when I get asked these questions in normal scenarios. I can't say I have much patience when they are asked- unless by children, because they are asking out of genuine curiosity, not because they are trying to be superior or judgemental.

Either way, read on for some cynicism and a touch of humour as I answer these questions the way I hope I'd remember to when I am actually asked...

Are Tattoos For You?

  • Yes, I have loads!!
  • One or two is plenty
  • No, but I can appreciate them
  • No, they are disgusting
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1- Will You Regret That When You're Older?

Well, first of all, I'm not a psychic, are you? How can I predict what I will be feeling at a particular point in the future. You're the weirdo for even asking!!!!

Secondly- I try to never regret anything, because it means that, at some point, that thing made me happy. Why regret something that made you happy?

Finally, I can only surmise that by the time I have retired, I may very well be bored of my tattoo designs. However, that can also be said about many other parts of my body. I can also expect to be sick and tired of my spare tyres as well as my wrinkles by that time!

In other words, I am not living for when I am older. I suspect that I may grow tired of them eventually, but they are part of me, and will age as disgracefully as I do.

2- What Will You Look Like When You're Older?

Absolutely badass, that's how!!! I can't say how well the tattoos will age- how great the colour will last over the decades or whether everything will shrivel or stretch. I can say one thing, though, I will definitely not have a blue rinse and wear a tweed coat. I will continue to rock it, even as a granny!!!

Was Your Tattoo Sore?

  • Yes- most painful thing ever!
  • Yes- but bearable..
  • Kind of- more irritating than painful
  • No, not at all
  • Not got one, but I imagine it would be.
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3-Are Tattoos Sore?

No, not at all....... Is that what you want me to say so that you can go and get one?

Think about it, you are having needles dragged through your skin while vibrating at high speed. Of course it is sore!!!

However the pain is bearable. I would liken it to an intense friction burn. You yourself will know your own pain tolerance levels, so think about how you normally deal with pain before signing up to a 3 hour session in the ink chair.

One further thing I will point out is that your tattoo method can determine how painful it is, as well as the location of the tattoo that you want. I have had the majority of my tattoos done with a machine, and one traditional Japanese tattoo, which I fell asleep during, so I would definitely say the traditional method isn't as painful.

4- What Do Your Parents Think (Of Your Tattoos)?

Quite frankly, I don't care- is the simple answer.

I don't feel that I need anyone to validate my life choices by liking them.

However, that being said, my parents are particularly supportive of my Tattoo Habit. In fact, they regularly buy me tattoo vouchers as Birthday and Christmas presents, and I have only really paid for a couple of my own tattoos!

5- Aren't You Scared You'll Catch Something?

Are you? I'm guessing you use public toilets and touch public doorways regularly, then perhaps reach your hand up and rub your eyes/ nose/ mouth. Yup... You're now diseased, and the antibodies in your body are working hard to make sure nothing comes of it. Welcome to germs. They are everywhere.

Seriously, though, when it comes to tattoos, there is a really easy way to ensure you don't get Hep or Aids or any of that- use a decent tattooist! The parlour that I go to is immaculate- you can smell the disinfectant when you go in. The equipment is thoroughly cleaned and autoclaved, and the needles are fresh out of a packet. I have absolutely no concerns with getting a disease along with my tattoo.

If an infection is what is putting you off getting ink, do some research about the parlour and artist you are going to use. I wouldn't recommend a tattoo party or similar set up, simply because someone willing to mix tattooing with alcohol in a dingy bar surrounding could too easily let the other standards slip.

6- Why Would You Do That To Your Body?

For the same reason that you dye your hair/ pluck your eyebrows/ shave/ wear make-up/go to the gym... you get where I'm going here.

Tattoos make me look better, in my opinion, and therefore increase my self confidence. It may be a strange concept to you, but believe me, there are stranger things in the world!

7- That Cost How Much? Bit Steep, Isn't It?

Yep, well, you really do get what you pay for, and Tattoos are no exception. I might pay a lot for my ink, but I can be assured that it will last for decades with no fade at all. One of my tattoos is already 12 years old, and is still pitch black!!!

Just because your mate's grandpa's dog can tattoo for £40 per hour, does NOT mean that you will get a good tattoo out of it. Please go ahead and learn this for yourself..

8- Are You Worried About Getting A Job?

Considering I have only been unemployed for 1 month of my adult life, no I am not concerned with getting a job. The great thing about my tattoos is that I can cover them with clothing.

I have looked in depth at whether tattoos should be allowed in the workplace, and have found that, basically, as long as they are not offensive or excessive (i.e. on face/ head/ hands) there should be no issue.

So again, please don't use this as an excuse not to get inked!

9- Do You Know That's Permanent?


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Please feel free to comment with any other questions you have been asked over the years (tattoo related) that you really have had to stop yourself laughing out loud at... Sharing is caring!

© 2014 Lynsey Harte

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fpherj48 2 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

You certainly have some interesting and realistic comebacks for questions people may ask. Personally, I think it's rather rude to ask questions or make unnecessary comments about something to do with a person's looks or fashion or choice in image.

Asking a question based upon interest in something is one thing, but most of the time, people are merely trying for a passive-aggressive insult.

To each his/her own. I'm a great grandmother, so believe me when I tell you that some people practically pass out if I wear something that exposes my simple (pretty) tattoo on my left shoulder. It's the only one I have and it's been there for years. I like it. I'm a very conservative kind of woman, so I think it SHOCKS people when they first see it.

I should add though ...that I really dislike OVER-done tattoos and piercings. It makes me sad actually to see some people disfigure their bodies and/or faces.

This is something that should be done tastefully.......Great hub!..Up+++

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sparkleyfinger 2 years ago from Glasgow Author

Thanks for your comments and insights fpherj48! I do think body modifications can be overdone- this is usually a symptom of body dysmorphia or something like that, but the way I see it is if it makes you happy, then it's ok!

I love that you have a tattoo! I have a lady who lives next door who didn't actually get her first tattoo until her 50th birthday! I thought that was amazing. She now has a back piece! It's so cool!

And you are right about curiosity. Curiosity I can handle... But pure contempt/ distaste hidden under a question is usually the case with the majority!

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Lovely C 16 months ago from Philippines

my fiance' has loads of it ..but it never was a concern to me the first time I met him..for me it is the personality of the person that matters whether he is inked or not..just so you know I am.planning to get tattooed too after our wedding...I guess you will never regret of a tattoo you have of it has a meaning to man has it on his back to his arms as a tribute to his dad..

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sparkleyfinger 16 months ago from Glasgow Author

Awwwh! That's a sweet time to get inked! What will you have? I want a garter belt in light blue ink and also my wedding ring done if I ever get married! great point, tattoos that are well thought out, rather than just being done because they're trendy, will never cause regret!

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Lovely C 16 months ago from Philippines

I will have an infinity symbol with our names on it and our wedding date...

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sparkleyfinger 16 months ago from Glasgow Author

That's a lovely idea :-) and I'm sure it will be one treasured forever :-)

Mollyruth 3 months ago

I love this article!! Your answers are exactly what I say when I get asked these questions! At the end of the day it's not their body so why should they be bothered by it!

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sparkleyfinger 2 months ago from Glasgow Author

Hey Mollyruth, thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I'm surprised people still feel the need to ask them!!! I know for some it may be a conversation starter, but noone will get very far asking such common questions that always make us answer with a roll of the eyes! And exactly!!! If you dont need to see this naked at 80, then why should you care! hahaha

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